Uh, 'SCUSE ME, Miz Dee, Miz Kari and Miz Barb!

[Doxherding Karen]

I'm sorry to have to bring this up, but we pwincesses are kinda particular 'bout certain things, and, um, YOU TURKEEYS GOT MY NAME misspelled!

I USED to be Miss Ima Red Neck Woman.  Dat's my AKC name, whateber dat means.

You're spayed and you're too shy for any competition.  Get over it! :verdict:

Thank YOU, Dr. Who the Hæll are YOU? Leaky.  You can go now. :buttkick:  Anyway, I was jus' saying my name now is Miz Ima DoraBelle.

How about Ima Snooty Lil Wiener?
How about Ima Big Fat Pain in Da Butt? - THAT'S IT!!!!!!

I gotta pee!

Me first!!!!

Well, DOH!
Thank you, Drs. Dumb and Dumber!  Anyway, can you fixx my name on Da Big List?  Thank yo vewy much!! :bkiss:

[Barb]

DONE !!!  Sorry about that sweet one.... I kinda liked the way Dee had it Imadorable.....  (I am adorable...get it ???)   And you are 

[Doxherding Karen]

OOOHHHH, NOW I get it! :apls:

Not the brightest penny in the purse!

Auntie Karen, are you lookin' for change? :scratch:

Ah, no, sweetie, never mind!

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

All I can say is...I'm glad I don't have stitches when I read Auntie Karens posts. I'd come unzipped!