FOX NEWS IN ILLINOIS!!!

[Kelly]

Don't know if any of you watch "FOX NEWS" but anyway the one reporter my Mom and I watch was up in a town not to far from where we live! We couldn't believe it when we heard they were in Pecatonica Illinois!

[Doxherding Karen]

Holy small-town new, Batman!  Did you ever hear of Pecatoria, Illinois?

No, Robin, but I have spent a night or two in Peccadillo, Nevada.

(What was it Leslie said?  "I'm here all week, folks.")