If You Want.........

[sollysmom]

If  you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front  of
Him and never say its not  quite as good as his mothers


....then buy a  dog. 


If you want someone  always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long 
And  wherever you want .


....then buy a  dog.


If you want someone  who will never touch the remote, doesn't care 
About football, and can sit  next to you as you watch romantic  movies 


....then buy a  dog.


If  you want someone who is content to get on your bed  just
To warm your feet and  whom you can push off if he snores 


....then buy a  dog!

If  you want someone who never criticizes what you do, 
Doesn't  care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or  old,
Who acts  as if  every word you say is especially worthy of  listening to,
And  loves you unconditionally, perpetually  .


....then buy a  dog.


BUT,  on the other hand, if you want someone who will never  come when you call,
Ignores you totally when you  come home, leaves hair all over the place, 
Walks all over you, runs  around all night and only comes home to eat and  sleep,
And  acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure  his happiness .,

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......then buy a  cat!
Now be honest, you thought  I was gonna say... Marry a  man,didn't  you?
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I thought this was too cute not to pass on.

Darcel

[Doxherding Karen]

LOL!!!

Remember my motto:

No, i can't say it, this is a family board!

Karen