Porky Pie here: Checking in

[doxielady5569128]

Life has been busy for us lately.   My mama was baysitting 50-60 hours a week, my daddy was working 60-70 hours a week selling da ice cweam, and I have been spending time wif my hoogwandma at her house.  Cousin Bandit and I have been playing and running around.  We both still don't like dat baby dog Jade.   She is getting huge!!!    :crazyeyes:  Pwus she's clumsy so we gotta stay outta da way or get run over!     

My mama is done working now since da little boy is starting school in two weeks.   She is very happy to be home wif me again!!  She and I are gonna work on our new house getting it ready for us to finish moving in.   As we were moving our first few boxes in mama went in da kitchen and turned on da light.  Dere were beady wittle eyes staring back at her.   I thought it was pwetty funny to see her scared of somefing so small.     Anyway, mama and daddy had to set out some twaps and call da exterminator to get wid of da mice before we can move in.   Dats just part of libing so far in da country.      So...since dere is dangewous stuff out dere, I haben't been allowed in da house till da mice and stuff gets all cweaned up.   You know me and eatin' fings.      

My daddy is loving his job!!  He eben has special ice cweams for dogs now and sometimes, if I'm weally good he'll bring me some home.    :meme:  But we can't tell da odder two dogs.   Also daddy has lots and lots of mowing to do before we move in to our new house.  We are worried about fires since it is so dwy.    In da near future we pwan on landscaping da yard wif rock and a very small fenced grassy area for me to pway on.   

We hab two new additions to our family.  I'm a brodder again!!    :apls:   Well, kinda.... we got two kittens to get da mice at our new house. ey hab to lib outside since mama is 'llergic, but we fink dey will be gweat at keeping da mice outta da house.    Dey are named Sheba and Star and are both gray.  Plus dey like me, so dats a good fing.   Sheba got her name cause she's loud and screams if she doesn't get what she wants immediately!    She's named abter da queen.   Den Star got her name cause she has what looks like a star shape around her pupils in both eyes.   

Well sorry dis is so long!!  I pwomise to be on here more now dat my mama is home to help me wif da 'puter.   We hab really missed you all!! 

[Kelly]

Hey Porky Pie,Annie Blusky,Fritz& Manny here: We've been missing you little buddy.Glad to hear you're doing good.Momma Kelly's been missing you toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Our Momma just got a new lap top puter so maybe some day when she's not looking the 5 of us good hab a good long talk ok!

[papbouv]

Glad to hear from you was wondering how you were glad you have not eaten any thing bad for you and when living in the country you have to stay close to the house. If you ever see a coyote acting very friendly run as fast as you can to your Mom or Dad,my MIL lived in the country she had a little dog bigger than you. The coyotes would try to call her out to come play but they really wanted her for dinner so please be careful that bigger dog may be your best friend one day and save you from a coyote.Then you have to look up allot for Hawks and Owls too best just go out with Mom or Dad around.Glad you have some kitty friends again always good to have cats when in the country MIL had one she had for about 20 years long time for a country cat.
Have fun at your new house I'm sure you will have a safe yard to play in be careful.
Patches & Buddy
Papbouv

[Doxherding Karen]

Yeah, guys, be careful out in the country!  They don't call us "wiener dogs" fer nothing!! :chairfall: 

Guinness


Wait a minute - that's NOT FUNNY! :crazyeyes:

[TerriL]

Porky , you sweet sweet boy, it is soooooo good to hear that you and your family are doing so well.  I'm glad that you are getting your own house to play in (tell your mama that you could probably catch those mice).   :) 
I can't wait to hear of all your adventures in the new house! 
Oscy says that he is going to tell his daddy to change jobs and sell ice cream if it means extra treats like your getting!  Lucky lucky boy!

[Doxherding Karen]

I'm glad that you are getting your own house to play in (tell your mama that you could probably catch those mice).   :) 

Hey, I think your job has been outsourced!!  Are dose kitties from Mexico??  ¿Hablan español?  Chinese?  Are they Siamese?

Guinness

[cheryl186]

Glad to hear from you again Porky Pie....we have missed you and yore momma very much!!!  Have fun at the new house and don't forget to chase those kitty cats at least once a day to keep them in shape

[Madderoos Mom]

Hewwo Porky Pie! 

Dis is Maddewoo coming to you fwom the deep dark depth of the cone of doom that my mommy and papa are forcing me to wear.  I sure missed you around here, but sound like the good days are here for you, buddy boy.  Mommy home and kitties to chase....er....pway wiff. 

Hope you can sneak in on the puter and talk wiff us more often.  Dwadgulashuns on your new house in the countwy.

[doxielady5569128]

Fanks for da warm welcome back!   We pwomise we will be careful of dose coyotes, hawks, owl, da BIG cats, and ebery odder scawy fing out dere.    Now dat you guys mention it, my job of official critter catcher was outsourced to dose C-A-T-S!     I am outwaged.  just for dat i will no longer catch dose spiders my mama is so fraid of.   Besides it more fun to watch her jump on da chair.   :thumb:   

I met dose cats yestaday and dey weren't dat bad to be honest.  Dey were all snuggled up in da gawage and ran up to me when mama took me in dere.  Star liked me right on da nose.  Yeah, I got da cat germs, but it was worf it.  I haben't died yet, so cat germs aren't deadly like I once thought. 

[Doxherding Karen]

Star liked me right on da nose.  Yeah, I got da cat germs, but it was worf it.  I haben't died yet, so cat germs aren't deadly like I once thought. 

"You're DAT worried just 'cause she LIKED you??  What happens if Star LOVES you??????"  :crazyeyes:

"Um, Guinness, I think that was a typo.  I think Porky Pie meant to say Star LICKED him."

What, Ima, since Jackie Kennedy is dead, you're the editor?"  :ticked:

"WELL!!  EXCUSE ME!"

"Oh, don't get your knickers in a twist.  I just hate when the boys correct me.  Most of the time I don't even know what dey are saying!"

[doxielady5569128]

   Thanks for pointing out my typo Guiness!   Ima, you were correct I did mean licked, not liked.     Oops!