A Woodlab?!

[doxielady5569128]

I had to tell you all a funny stowy about da new baby dog.  Sorry I had to do two posts today cause we couldn't get da connection yestaday!   Anyway....da baby dog, Jade is causing lots of twubbles for my mama, my hoogwandma, and my unka Ty!  She is into eberyfing.  If you'll believe it, she finds more twubble den I could eber dream of!!!!    :apls:  She's keeping dem so busy, my dachshund cousin Bandit and I can get away wif murder!!   

She chews da shoes, she chews da cords, she chews da furniture, and eben chews da piano!!   Mama sez se finks she part woodchuck.   I guess dat would make her a Woodlab Shepherd?!      Dats definately a new bweed!   Also to top it off, she eats her food, my food, Bandit's food, and da CAT food!!  She's a piggy too.   

Dis is what it sounds like at our house lately..... "NO! Jade!!  Drop it!! Leave It!!! Jade, Don't pee on da floor! Jade, you can't poo dere!!" And my favowite...."Stop eating da wooden stool!!"      Sheesh, I wemember I was a naughty puppy, but i wasn't dat unciviwized!!!  At least I know you can't eat da wood fings.     Da whole house is happy when she takes a nap, cause den we get a break.

If da baby dog and da weadder get better around here, we'll post more of da stowies.  By da way...we already had world war III here.   Jade bit me, I bit her, Bandit came to da wescue, den she bit him, and he bit her, so I bit Bandit to pwotect her!    :crazyeyes:  I'm confused.... :scratch: 

Well, I need a nap

Da Angelic Porky Pie

[papbouv]

Jade needs jail time once in awhile the brother should maybe tie her to his waist so he can monitor more effectively works great for house training too of course now you have the perfect escape goat if you do something wrong you can blame Jade no one would be the wiser.
Patches

[sollysmom]

Sounds like youse got your paws full with dis new sister.  I gwad it you and not me brudder.  All in all get away wiff want you can while the baby is doing all the no no's (youse might even tried to some blamed on her).

Youse buddy,

Solly

[Barb]

A Porky Pie.....  she is just a puppy.... I remember very well your mama saying the same stuff to you not long ago - LOL !!!!

Good for you that she can take all the blame now - HAHAHAH !!!!

[Sandishooligans]

Maybe you can be an extra good boy, Porky Pie, and the baby dawg will look to you and learn about being good.....Ha!  Ya think?

[cheryl186]

Oh Porky Pie...that is so awesome that you hab da baby dog.....and da baby dog gits into all kinds of twouble......hehe.....you can do anything dat you want....and just bwame da baby dog.....   Good luck little buddy...hab fun wif dat baby dog.....  Your fwiend, Zoe....   ps:  you are one lucky pupper

[tpoof]

Mama sez se finks she part woodchuck. 

LMAO!  almost spewed my coffee there!!!

[Teresa]

LMAO!  almost spewed my coffee there!!!

Bet that didn't feel too good, either!!

[tpoof]

Bet that didn't feel too good, either!!

Haha! You're right! but its a good hurt...