I gave moma a heart attack

[Marcia from MI]

Eddie here:  Yesterday mom asked if I wanted to go outside so I followed her to da back door and was ready to go out.  Den she stopped to put something into the garbage can by da porch and blocked my path so like any dachsie I did the only natural thing to do I jumped off the porch onto the grass.  I know I know but when a guys got to go a guys got to go.

Marcia here - the little stinker found a place between the house and garbage can and jumped off the porch onto the grass.  When I said something the look on his face was priceless.

[Barb]

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie..... don't DO DAT !!!!   Be careful sweet boy.... we aunties and uncas know how you doxie boys and girls are..... but I can just imagine how mom's heart jumped into her throat !

[cheryl186]

   OH MY GOODNESS EDDIE......just reading this almost gibded me a heart attack!!!!  Like Auntie Barb said.....don't do dat!!!  Pwease be careful little man :thumb:

[TerriL]

Eddie dude, dis is Toby-Man Sanders here.  DON"T jump or da next thing ya know dat mama will be puttin BABY RAILS on da bed and ramps everywhere!  Besides, yer mama sounds pretty nice so ya can't be givin her da heart attack!  We boys gots to remember who it is dat passes out da treats! 

[Sandishooligans]

Be careful Dude!  Our dear Dolly was famous for using the arm of the couch for a launching pad.  Gave da mommy a heart attack every time!

[PattyInAK]

 :meme:  AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!   :meme:
Don't do that Eddie!  As someone with a disc problem, I can fully relate to what doxies go through, and holy  we don't need any dogs or people getting hurt!!!
Be careful Eddie!