Porky Pie here: I made an oopsie!

[doxielady5569128]

After a long stint of nuffing but good behavior, da twubble finawy twacked me down and got me good!   :BangHead:  I had been soo good.   Here's da stowy....My unka had a fwiend ober.  Dey were outside which was fine by me.   Den dey decided to come in.  Somefing just snapped.  First of all, he didn't eben knock, jus' walked right in.  Second, I was ASLEEP, "HELLO dodo brain don't wake a sweeping dog!"    :cussing:   Anyway....I started barking real mean and my mom twied to gwab my mouf to hush me.  Since I was barking so hard I accidentally clamped down on her thumb between barks.   :doah:  Her finger started bleeding, I stopped barking, and she said, "YEOUCH!"   Den I knew twubble found me again!  :doah:  :doah: 

Mom immediately said "No Bite!" and put me in da time out box.   After I quit barking and settled down she let me back out.  I took a look at her thumb and jus' cwied.   I neber meant to bite da mama, dat boy jus' scared me.   Today mama's thumb is swollen a little and she says it hurts.  I feel real bad about it, but if she wouldn't put her hand dere, I wouldn't have bit it, right?!    Well dat sounds good to me anyway.  :thinik: 

I hope dis twubble fing isn't back for good.  Oh yeah...one more fing, I was forced, without my consent, to steal dat sock unda da couch.  It kept calling my name. 

Porky Pie

[papbouv]

Poor Porky you sure do some doosies sometimes biting the hand that feeds you know you did not mean to do that for sure.Your going to have to suck up to Momma big time for that one.  .I know your Momma knew you were just being a watchdog.Leave socks alone you can get into big trouble if you accidently eat one they can kill you if it were to get stuck in your tummy.That would cost your momma about $3,000.00 to get the sock out of your tummy.
Papbouv

[Doxherding Karen]

Leave socks alone you can get into big trouble if you accidently eat one they can kill you if it were to get stuck in your tummy.That would cost your momma about $3,000.00 to get the sock out of your tummy.

I can paint any sock, any color for just $29.95!!

Dr. Earl Scheib Leaky

[Barb]

Porky - silly boy - its ok dat you nipped mom's finger - she shouldn't hab put it dere !!!  My mom knows how it feels - it has happened to her too.....  Silly humans....

Rudy Ivey

[doxielady5569128]

Papabouv,- Don't worry I don't eat dose socks, I jus' run around wif dem.   Fanks for your concern though!   

Dr.Leaky,-2funny:   Dat's funny. 

Rudy- you are soo right.  Dese humans can be dumb.   :idiot:  What did she fink would happen if she put her finger in my mouf?!  Hello, I do have teef! 

Mama's finger is much better today, it doesn't hurt her and its not swollen anymore.   I fink she forgibs me cause she gab me a treat dis morning. 

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Porky your adventures have toned down even with this...I do think you are growing up!  :thumb: Gotta watch those hooman fingers though, they are the things that prepare your meals every day! Go for a toe next time!