Top Ten Dog Peeves

[lucylu]

Ten  Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 
'1'   
Blaming  your farts on me..... 
not  funny... not funny at all !!! 

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'2' 
Yelling at me for  barking. 
I'M  A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 

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'3' 
Taking  me for a walk, then 
not  letting me check stuff out. 
Exactly  whose walk is this anyway? 

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'4' 
Any  trick that involves balancing 
food  on my nose. Stop it! 

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'5' 
Any  haircut that involves bows or ribbons. 
Now  you know why we chew your stuff 
up  when you're not home. 

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'6' 
The  sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. 
You  fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what 
a  proud moment for the top of the food chain. 

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'7' 
Taking  me to the vet for "the big snip", 
then  acting surprised when I freak 
out  every time we go back! 

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'8' 
Getting  upset when I sniff the crotches of your  guests. 
Sorry,  but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing  yet. 

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'9' 
Dog  sweaters. Hello ??? 
Haven't  you noticed the fur? 

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'10' 
How  you act disgusted when I lick myself. 
Look,  we both know the truth. You're just  jealous. 

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Now  lay off me on some of these things. 
We  both know who's boss here! 
You  don't see me picking up your poop do you? 

EVERY  DOG HAS HIS DAY. 
A  DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL  LOVE. 
CATS  HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!   

[Teresa]

These are WONDERFUL!!! I think they may have to go on the fridge for a good laugh in the morning!!

[PattyInAK]

LOL!!!  Very good!

[cheryl186]

  I just love these...thanks!!