Friday Funnies - Men's Home Remedies

[Mike]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down
your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
shower.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY'S.  NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS ... HAVE A NICE DAY

[Barb]

Hey Mikie - have you tested all these ????  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA   

[cheryl186]

 

[Teresa]

Mike, My husbands new favorite quote is the one about people and slinkys. I have heard it at least a dozen time in the last week or two since he wants to share it with all of his friends! I'll have to share the home remedies with him, too.

[MyLittleBoo]

                     Yep, definately gotta show these to my hubby...   Thanks for the Friday laughs, Mike...   

[Jeri]

Kevin has a bad cough and cold.  I think I'll try dosing him with laxatives. 

[Mike]

LOLOLOL

I have a friend who is a firm believer in Vitamin "L" when she has a cold.

[Brekkesmom]

Oh, my word!   :chairfall:  Those are too hysterical!  I just wiped up Brenda's computer screen, after reading about Kevin's potential cure!  (Ruth - have you got a smiley for that?)