I don't got da time for twubble....

[doxielady5569128]

Sheesh we hab been so busy since last week dat I haben't eben had time to get in twubble!   :crazyeyes:  Mama and daddy hab been runnin' around doing weddings, workin' and fixin' up cars.   I've hab been so tired tryin' to keep up wif dem dat all i can do when mama finally gets da time is snuggle up on her lap and take a looong nap.   Mama and I are takin' a much needed bacation starting Fwiday.  We are goin' to my hoogwandma's house to babysit da house and da cat while dey go to Wyomin for Cwistmas.   

Mama got 8 days off for Cwistmas, but daddy didn't so wez gotta stay in 'Braska for da holidays.   I hope we can at least go see my odder hoogwandparents at da lake.   Mama and I pwan on going on long walks and just relaxin' during her days off.  Daddy will come and stay wif us at night after he gets done wif werk.   So...you won't hear fwom me or mama for a whole week!! 

Hopefuwy on my bacation i can get some time to make twubble for my mama. She needs some laughs and somefing to keep her entertained while we are dere.   I'll hab to fink of some ideas since I'll be at a different house.  I twied to sneak my kitties in da house today,but mama caught me.       I'll twy again tomorrow.  Dose poor kitties are cold out dere!  Da onwy pwoblem i hab wif dem is dat dey are getting heavy and dey don't like to listen to me anymore.  If I push dem towards da door dey sometimes run  away.  (unless I bite dem and drag dem in)      

Mama finks da one cat is in lub wif me.     Eberytime I go outside she runs up and puts her fwont paw ober my back and just stands dere like a dufus.   She won't eben move.      I told her I'm taken and dat I gots lots of girfwiends on weiner writings, but she hasn't listened yet.    :idiot:  Some girls jus' don't get it.   


I could use some suggestions about what to do about dis lack of twubble fing.  It has always found me before and it was sooo easy!   Now, I'm habing to look more closely for it.  Wonder what dat means???    Mama sez maybe I'm growin' up finawy.   I hope not, dat doesn't sound like any fun!


Porky Pie 

PS.  Mama told me to say da car is fixed. Whateber dat means.   

[Kelly]

Porky Pie: Blusky&Manny here: Don't get into tooooooooooooooooooooooooo much twubble! Santa Paws comes Monday and there could be a prezzy under the tree for you! Have a good week!

[MimisMomma]

Mimi here, Porkey getting into trouble when your older isn't always a fun thing. I got in major trouble last night. My mamma was finally putting the Christmas tree up and while she was doing that Tuttle and Carson were wrestling on the floor. Well I felt left out so I decided to chew a couple of holes in Mamma's pillow case!!  :thumb: I was sitting on the couch chomping away and Mamma looked over and screamed my name really loud. I just gave her the look and went back to chomping. Now let me tell you that was not a good idea. She came right over and took the pillow away and fussed something awful at me. I ran behind the couch!! Then I tried to come back out about two minutes later and you know what she did? She gave me the look right back and told me she was still very upset with me, so I went back behind the couch.  I didn't get any treats last night at all!!  :crazyeyes: But Tuttle and Carson did.  DO you think that is fair? I don't. The way I see it I just needed something to occupy myself. So what if I didn't pick one of the many toys that were right there on the floor, I wanted the pillow to keep me busy. I thought that was staying out of trouble.  Guess not!! So take it from me, stay out of trouble. Oh and Blusky and Manny are right, Santa is going to be here real soon and you want to be able to have you presents don't you? Mamma said she is still debating whether or not she should tell Santa about what I did. So I am going to be a good girl now! 


Mimi

[Barb]

Be a good boy and don't get into too much trouble - maybe just a little mischief !!!!   Have a great time snuggling with mom and have a great holiday !

[Merion]

"I just gave her the look and went back to chomping."

Oh boy does this reminder me of Zelda.
That is exactly what she did to me the day we brought her home Dec. 22 1989.

Boy do I miss Zeke and Zelda.
But am thankful for Zack and Zena now.
Merion and the ZZ's

[PattyInAK]

Willy here:  I found some big trouble one year, when papa Dan brought home a gift basket from work.  It was a bread one, with the BIG loaf of wheat bread, a bread knife, cutting board, the whole works.  Mom loved it.  Well, in the middle of the night, I snuck out and jumped up on the chair and then onto the table where the basket was.  I proceeded to stuff myself with that great bread.  Couldn't fit it all in though, so I took one last big chunk and took it back to the bed with me.  Thats when the trouble started.  Mom woke up, and she is like "WT*......did you bring a piece of foam rubber into the bed, what did you tear up???!!!   :meme:   Then she turned on the light and the holy  hit the fan.  I was literally stuffed to the gills and about to pop.  Mom took that last big piece out of my mouth and really  !!!  The worse part was that I didn't get to eat again for 24 hours.     Mom was pretty p*ssed, but I think she was also worried that I wouldn't be OK.   :xfinger:  But I was.  Those humans of mine are pretty careful about where they leave stuff now, I tell ya.  Hee hee!     One time I got up on the table and ate some cookies, right out of the cookie jar my mom and her friend carelessly left there.   So, Porkey, keep your eyes peeled, there is plenty of trouble out there, it just has to find you.   :thumb: