Dey aren't weavin me are dey????

[doxielady5569128]

Hey everyone!  I had a hard day today. First daddy left for werk, den mamma left.  I figured she was just going to werk so I didn't get to worried.  Well...a looong time passed and no mama!    I started to cwy.  Just as I started cwying, daddy walked in da door. He took me for a walk and den left again.   I was sitting in my cwate wondering where mama could be.

I finawy gab up and falled asweep.   Next fing I know, I'm waking up to all dis racket!      Excuse me, i was sleeping!!  Daddy and his fwiend were taking stuff out of da house.  I kept finking....OOOO Mama's gonna be mad when she gets home.  So... I started kicking my cwate and making lots of noise.  Daddy's fwiend Josh came and let me outside and was talking to me.  And den he carried me inside and said to daddy, "He seems realy upset, maybe I should take him to the store and let him pick out a toy since he's so scared of me." 

So...Josh took me into da big store and let me walk around and around till I decided which toy was coming home wif me.  Of course, I found Mr. Bobo and had to get him.      When we gots back, da table, da couch, eberyfing was gone!!!

Den i got put back in my cwate wif Mr. Bobo and dey left me....again!  Dey still aren't back, but mama is!!!!  

Do you fink dey are gonna weave me behind????  I'm gettin worried here.   

[papbouv]

Porky do not worry your Momma & Daddy love you very,very much they would never leave  you behind or Buddy would bite them in the behind.Buddy has really BIG teeth he is up to 90#now so do not worry. Soon you will have a nice yard to play in you will be so happy that mean old land lady that scared you will not be around any longer.They are just moving everything to the new house then maybe your kitty Peter will get to come too would be nice to have a playmate.
Patches & Buddy
Papbouv

[cheryl186]

OH NO, NO, NO, PORKY PIE!!!  Your Mommie and Daddy WOULD NEVER NEVER leave you.  They are just moving into the new house with the new yard and away from the mean old landlady (who will never scare you again)!!!
And maybe your kitty brudder Peter will be at your new house with you too ....so don't worry Porky....you are gonna love your new house   

[doxielady5569128]

Fanks for da help.  I was weally worried last night.  I wouldn'tgo to to sleep because I was afraid dey would leave again.    I got pwetty gwochy too. I stayed up until midnight!   I kept gwowling at my mama eberytime she twied to get me to lay down in my bed or da big bed. 

Once she put me in da big bed wif her and daddy I calmed down a wittle bit.  Mama wasn't too happy about staying up dat late either.  She's angwy at da wandlord for some weason.  Again....   

I'm not worried as much today.  Daddy made some cool tunnels for me to crawl frew.  He set some of da BIG boxes he got up in da libing room to make a pway room for me.  He hid all my toys in dere and now i run frew finding dem all.   I fink its just to keep me busy while mama is packing.   But, I'm habing a bwast so i don't care!   

Mama and daddy are trying real hard to be outta here by tonight.  So...we can sweep at our new house.    :xfinger:  Den mama will come back here in da morning and scrub eberyfing clean and go to work at 5:45 am tomorrow!    So...basicawy i don't fink she's going to sweep much.   Also dey are habing a showing here eben dough mama said wait till Monday.  I fink dats why mama's mad.   

[Doxherding Karen]

Mr. Pork:

Buddy has been assigned guard duty.  Should anyone attempt abandonment (parental) or harassment (landlady) he has standing orders to bite first, ask questions later!

General Patton Leaky
"It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission."
"Take no prisoners."

[doxielady5569128]

Dear General Patton,

Fanks for you concern and readying of da forces in da event of an attack.  Luckiwy, Da meeting was peaceful and no puppers or hoomans were harmed.    :apls:  Please send my regards to officer Buddy for his dedication.   

Da landlady came about 2 minutes after mama got off werk.   She knocked politely on our door, not banging like usual.  And when she came in she said, "Wow, its really clean in here, you all must have really worked to get it nice for the showing!"  Mama was kinda shocked by dis, but said fanks.  Den she put my sweater on me and got my weash. I'm shamed to say I was shaking in fwight, so mama wanted to take me on my walk while dose odder people came in my house.

Da biggest shocker was when da landlady said, "Oh, where are you going? " When mama told her we were taking a walk so I wasn't getting so nervous, da landlady said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you didn't have the car today.  I'm sorry you have to go out in the cold.   I'll make it as fast as I can."   Again...mama about died , I guess dis lady is heartwess after all.    

Mama sez wez gonna kill her wif kindness when we weave.  She's gonna write a fank you letter to da landlady for working with us and letting us out of da lease earwy.  And....we found out its her birfday tomorrow, so wez ordered some flowers to be dewivered to her house.  Also her husband told us her favorite kind of pie.   So...wez gonna twy and get time to bake it so we can give her the card and da pie on Monday.   

Fanks again for your assistance.   

Professor Porky Pie   Ph. D.