Mommas Habin da Yard Sale!!

[cheryl186]

Dis is Zoe and Winston and gee whiz we iz upset!  Momma is sellin our yard!!!  What's up wif dat ???  Udder hoomommas hab gotten der babies new houses and a new yard but momma is sellin ours   She is all 'cited and happy cuz she sez dat she can make all kinds of money dis week-end....and eben put da ad in da newspaper.  Den momma went all ober da house and pickted out all da good stuff and tookt it out to da garage; she eben tokt our old cwoze and jackits .  Den daddy made up deeze signs and puted dem all awound da neborhood.  We fink dat our wrights hab been viowated :thinik:.  What do you fink?

How much wuld a hooman pay for a yard.    Wuld we furkids hab to move???  Kan anybody help us stop momma fwom sellin our yard...dis is kwazy :idiot:.  Any help fwom all the furkids out dere wuld be gweatly appweciated.  Dis sounds wike a job for Mr. Beau Leaky, Esquire, Attorney at Law.....

[doxielady5569128]

Hey Zoe and Winston, 

My momma sold our yard afore.   Its weally no big deal guys.    When she sold our yard, she just put lots of junk in da yard and people came up and looked at it.  Den if dey liked all dat junk, dey would gib momma some money and take it home wif dem.   Da pwus side is, wif all dat extwa money you gets more money for tweats!!  Beweive me dats a good fing!!   Also, you gets to keep da yard and if any of da stuff is left, you gets to go for a car ride to a chawity pwace and gib dem a gift.  And, den da stuff dat isn't nice enouf to gib away, you takes to da dump.  When we go to da dump, da BIG man always sezs I'm cute and gibs me a belly rub! 

Okay...I fergot to tell you, you can sit out while your mama sells da yard and hab people tell you how cute you are all day.     Now, dat is fun!!!   At our sale one wady wanted to buy me fwom my mama.  So...dats a hidden danger, but I'm pwetty sure your mama lubs you too much to sell you to a funny smelling old lady.   Just member to make dis a fun time for your mama so you can cash in on dose belly rubs and tweats later! 

Hab fun at da sale.   And don't be worried no more.  Iffen you hab any more questions about selling your yard, let me know.  And, I can help you out.   


Porky Pie

[Frankys_mom]

Hiya Zoe & Winston!
Dis is Fwanky & Dee.  Don't worry.... our mom always goes to dem yard sales and we finks she is gonna bring us a new yard but dem she just comes home wiff more books.
Hmmmf!  Our momma tried to sell our yard we ended up in jail all day, bur mom was happy dat she gots extwa monies.
Good luck!
Franky & Dee

[Barb]

If mom makes lots of money....then she should be buying YOU lots of treats !!!!  Hope the sale goes good...and that you only sell the stuff and not the yard !   

[cheryl186]

Hi everybody...the yard sale went very well...I am happy to report.  Zoe and Winston will have lots of treats now :thumb:  Zoe had to go to the doctor Friday night as she has colitis again....   Oh well...what's one more vet bill....the vet says Zoe is a "project in progress"....lol....he is right.  The pups behaved very well today during the yard sale...I am very proud of them...tomorrow they will get extra belly rubs and treats.  And they will be happy cause they will still have a yard to play in :apls: :apls: