I gots a ouchie and its all her fault!!

[doxielady5569128]

Porky Pie here:  Boy, I had a cwazy morning.   I had to wake up wif mama dis morning at 5 am!     Cause she pulled back da covers and had to get weady for werk.  Den...I finawy get back to sweep wif daddy, and BEEP BEEP BEEP!!     Da darn school bus starts honking for dose neighbor kids.  At 7 am for cwying out loud!   Den...I snuggle back up wif dad after I scared da bus wif my barking.  And guess what?!!   MEEP MEEP MEEP da Stoopid alarm clock goes off and daddy has to get up.   He wets me outside for da potty bweak and den puts me in my cwate and he goes to werk.  Den I am asweep peacefuwwy, when all of a sudden I hear some keys.  Den mama walks in at 9:30 and wakes me up agin!!!      What's a guy gotta do to get some sweep in dis pwace?!

Mama gets me outta my cwate and makes me get a dwink of water and den tells me to move my tush outside before I lose it on da floor abter all dat water.  As soon as I get to da back door, I see da pwettiest fing I eber saw in my life!      A perty little yorkie wif a pink bow in her hair.    Den all of a sudden KAWHAM!!!!  I tumbed down da back step!   Mama scoops me up, while laughing.  Not fair mom!  Den all of a sudden she sez oh no Porky Pie your mouf is bweeding!

So...we run in da house an mama puts cold water in my mouf to rinse it out and wants to look at my teef, of all fings.      Hello, my lip is bleeding, not my teef!      She finawy figures it out and put dis really cold fing on da outside of my mouf.   Den abter a few minutes, we went back out to go potty.  Well, she was gone!!!   :crazyeyes:  Where'd da yorkie go????!   

To top it all off, my lip is swollen and mama sez its fat!  Whateber dat means.  Do you fink it will stay fat foreber???  Gosh it hurts too.   Mama had da vet poke at it and make sure its okay.  Geez I almost bit his hand off when he touched da spot where da cut is.  Dumb hoomans, if ya gots an owie, keep yer paws off!!!   

[MimisMomma]

Poor Porkey!! I bet that really hurt. I hope that it heals soon. And I am sure you will see your Yorkie again soon. She was that cute uh? that you forgot there was a door in your way? Girls will do that to you. You'll be all healed up soon and you can strut your stuff next time you see her. Or maybe she will kiss it for you and make it all better!!

[doxielady5569128]

I think he's doing much better now.  The swelling is going down pretty quickly.  I honestly wish I had a videocamera.  It was really funny watching how entranced he was by this little Yorkie strutin' her stuff.      I do feel bad that he got hurt though.  But, maybe this time he'll learn to pay more attention to where he's going.

[cheryl186]

Oh poor little Porky Pie....first you gots no sleep and then the little Yorkie girl made you get a boo boo....den you had to go to the vets to get patched up ....hopefully your lip will feel better tomorrow and maybe you will get to see the pretty little girl again .....Hugs and Kisses to you from Zoe and Winston and their momma, Cheryl