I gots da laziest mama!

doxielady5569128 · October 15, 2007, 08:31:00 PM

I bet my mama is lazier den yours! First, she slept in...until (gasp) 10 am! Den she got up and ate bweakfast and showered. Den....at 11:30, she went back to bed. Guess who had to snuggle wif her?

She den sleeped until 2 and got ready for werk and den left me. Talk about lazy. She sez she still doesn't feel dood and needs to go bac to da doctor cause she feels worse. She called for an appointment and dey said da doctor she saw last Monday is out all week, so she'd hab to see someone new. And....she habs to wait till Tursday!! Dats a wong time for mama to be gwouchy and tired. I don't fink I can sweep and snuggle all day until Tursday. Dats free more days!!!

Hopefuwy when she does finawy get to go to da doctor dey can fix her up and she won't be such a crab anymore. All I did was knock ober da trash....but onwy 5 or 6 times yestaday. Oh...and i ate all da child safety wocks on da cupboards.....AGIN!!

Why do I gots ta be so naughty? I twy so hard, but I'm always getting in ta twubble bout somefing. Oh yah...and i fergot ta tell you I awso shwedded a bwankie mama has been cwocheting for MONTHS! Guess she'll hab to buy dat baby a gif instead since she is due dis weekend. :verdict: OOPS!!!

Did any of you older doxies get in dis much twubble? Or am I de onwy one. One more question.. when do I gwow up and be good?

Porky Pie

Roberta · October 15, 2007, 11:26:26 PM

Hate to tell you sweetie pie , your a DACHSHOUND. Chewing comes naturally, we just need to teach you what is real important and what you can get away with. Things mum is making are no no's, lying on them is Ok though JUST don't eat.
Roberta
ps you may get a little better with age.........

MimisMomma · October 16, 2007, 10:39:57 AM

Mimi and Tuttle here, Porky Pie, we know all about crocheting and tearing up the work!!

Our mamma was working on a really big one for the last two winters. She thought that she would actually get it completed this winter until she came home one day and saw yarn all through the house!!

Boy did we have fun though!! :meme: She said it reminded her of the movie the Ugly Dachschund!!

But since Tuttle is a lot younger than I am I blammed him for it even though mamma cought me with some yarn in my teeth!!

Anyway, try to be better for your mama, she doesn't feel good and needs your support!! We try really hard to behave when our mamma is sick. Of course we do carry it a bit far. Tuttle lays accross her throat and I lay accross her belly to keep her in bed!!!

Mimi and Tuttle

doxielady5569128 · October 16, 2007, 10:52:36 AM

Mama is feewing better today. Eben dough I gab her a BIG scare.

MimisMomma · October 16, 2007, 01:30:48 PM

Glad your mamma is feeling better. And what BIG scare?

Mimi and Tuttle

doxielady5569128 · October 16, 2007, 01:36:13 PM

Pwease read her post unda da healf concerns Mel. I eated somefing I wasn't apposed to. But, I'm okay now.

No more worries for mama today. I pwomise.

Well, maybe.

MimisMomma · October 16, 2007, 01:39:31 PM

Just read the other post. Got to that after I asked, now I feel stupid!!

But I am so glad your better. Next time your hungry go for your food!!

doxielady5569128 · October 16, 2007, 01:52:09 PM

Its okay. We all miss fings. Don't feel dumb. You're not da one dat has to twy eberyfing you see! My momma could gib you a whole list of al da fings I ate dat made me sick or gab me a shock. :crazyeyes:

MimisMomma · October 16, 2007, 09:59:52 PM

OK now I know why mamma felt dumb

She hasn't been feeling right for a while. She went to the docs this morning and had a check up?

She was ok after that and was playing and having fun when she got home from work. Then she just kinda slumped. Didn't know what is up. She called the doc and she said that they have to run more tests. Wonder what is up. So that explains the goof earlier on not catching your scare.

MyLittleBoo · October 16, 2007, 11:25:28 PM

Guess what, Porky!!!! My momma is lazy too.... Yesterday, she didn't haf ta be to da work until 11 am, so after da kids went to school, we slept longer and gots ta cuddle.... But, den she got up and got ready for work and there I went into my cwate, just like I was a dog or somfing!!!!!! Can you bewieve dat????

I fink dat da cuddles were jus to butter me up, so dat she could put me in my cwate and not feel gulity.... What do you other puppers fink about dat??? I fink dat I was TWICKED!!!!!!! I fink it's cuz dat my momma is still icky too... She says dat her sore froat jus won't go away... WELL, DUH!!!!!!!!! Go to da vet, momma!!! What is dat cwazy momma of mine finking???? :idiot: Hugs and puppy kisses to all my puppy fwiends.... Lub~ Pwincess Emmy