ONE HOT BABE!!!

[doxielady5569128]

Hey doxieboys and doxiegals,
Guess wat?  Today momma AND daddy bof had most of da day off. So...I gots to go wif dem on a quick car ride.  Boy, was dat fun!!!   On our car wide we went to da pwace called walgweens.  'parentwy dats where dey sell dat alwergy medicine momma takes cause dats wat she wet dere for.  Anyway....I was being a good boy waitin' patientwy in da car, (dont worry it was cool today, only 60!),  and I heard a car pull up next to me.  And den dis wady sez, Bye baby girl!   So.. I had to take a peek. 

Know wat I saw?    A very good wooking doxie girl.  She was red and smiled at me!   We started barking back and forth at each odder talking tll our momma's came back out.  When momma came out and saw me takin' to dat girl she just laughed.   Den da lady came back.  She let me meet her girl ose to nose!!!     Wow, i fink she and I might become good fwiends.   Don't worry Emmy, your'e still da pwettiest!!!      Her name was Tinkerbell.  I'm not weally sure if our momma's will be able to get togedder until after dis monf, but dey are talkin' bout meeting up for some memowy walk fing next weekend.  So...i hope dats fun.  I can't wait to see Tinker again!!


Pwus, my momma has a cwient at werk dat has a girl doxie named Tinker too.  So.. I guess I'm going be fwiends wif two tinkers?!     I hope i don't get dem confused.  Dis Tinker is bwack and tan and she tweats me wike her son.  She eben twies to carry me!!  But, i neber let her do dat.  I just let her lick my face and cuddlw wif me. 

Doxie fwiends are da best!!


Porky Pie

[papbouv]

Wow two Doxie girls after you Porky you must be in heaven hope you do get to visit with them in the future that sounds like fun.
Papbouv

[TerriL]

Dis is Pwincess Bea and I fink dat Porky has THREE pretty girlies after him.  I fink dat he is WEALLY handsome and Pwincess Emmy sez dat we can BOTH be his girlfwend!  WooHoo! 

[Teresa]

I think it is really cool you parked beside a car with another doxie in it! What are the chances of that happening again? I'm glad you got to meet the owner and that Porky may get to play with yet another girlfriend!

[MyLittleBoo]

Hi Porky Pie...  dis is Pwincess Emmy....   Dat is neat dat you got to meet anudder girl Doxie...   But, you jus 'member young man who your first girlfwiends were....           Now you can hab a closer girlfwiend too though...   What could be better??  You gots lots of girlfwiends on here, den you gets anudder one right dere in your town....    You weally are a ladies man....   We all told you dat you was handsome...              Hugs to you snookums!!!            Lub~ Pwincess Emmy     

[doxielady5569128]

Hey Pwincesses,
  I fink you are bof safe.  I went to pway wif dat girl (the young Tinkerbell) yestaday. Boy, she was gwouchy!  She wouldn't eben wet me touch her Bobo!  I'm sorry but, my Bobo is your Bobo if ya know what i mean.  I wike to share my fings.  I don't fink its going to werk out if all she will do is gwowl at me.  Sheesh!   She was so fweindwy at da walgweens store da odder day.      Eben her momma was surprised at her 'havior.   

All I did yestaday was cower in da corner by my momma and if i wanted to go see Tinkerbell, i had to belly crawl up to her so she wouldn't 'ttack me!   I fink she wants ta be da big boss or somefing.   she weally hurted my feewings.  It was no fun at all.  And...bof da momma's were laughing at me.  Made me feel howwible!   Dey fought it was funny watchin' me "bow down to da queen."  'least dats wat dey called it. 

Are all girrls so bossy?  Gosh I hope not!!   Da odder Tnker, (da old one) she is weally nice wif me.   We are just going to be good fweinds dough, she wikes to take care of me too much.  She's a momma dog to me.



your Pwince Porky Pie

[papbouv]

Gee Porky sorry it did not work out but if you were at her house she was just guarding her toys and her house if it makes you feel better Patches thinks you are nice looking young man but not sure if you are interested in long haired girls or not.
Patches
Papbouv

[doxielady5569128]

Hey Patches,
Fanks for 'spondin to my wast Post.  I will be girlfwiends wif anyone who asks. I'm a nice guy.  I didn't go to Tinkerbell's house to meet her. We met her at a local park.   But, we bof brought some toys and she brought her x-pen so we could pway off da leash iffen we were getting along well enouf.  Sadwy, it didn't work, but dats ok.  I'll find odder fwiends.

[Doxherding Karen]

You know what Porky Pie, I do believe you may have hit on the issue.  :thinik: If the X-pen was Miss Tinkerbell's, perhaps she viewed it as her "territory" and wanted to defend it against "invading" dachshunds, even one as handsome, suave and debonair as yourself.

Dr. Cesar Millan Leaky
Dog Whisperer