Extwa helpings!!!

[doxielady5569128]

 Porky Pie here,
Guess what?!   I gets to eat more for a while!!!   Momma has been noticin' me losing weight ober da last few weeks.  So...da last time we went to da vet she asked dem what she should do about it and if she should be worried.   Dey said dey thought i was just fine but wif all my energy I needs more food.  Dey fink I hab a high 'tabolism...whateber dat is?      

Da bottom wine is dis.....I gets to eat more food eberyday until I start gaining my weight back. Den once i get back to where I'm apposed to be, dey will cut my feedings in hab so i quit gaining, but i don't lose.  Basicawy I gets more helpin's of my food!!!    Instead of half a cup of food two times a day, I gets to eat 1 cup of food in da morning and 3/4 cup of food at night!!    :apls:  I can hardly wait to eat more.   

Oh yeah...and da vet said somefing dat made momma laugh, but i didn't fink it was funny at all.  Let me know if you fink its funny.   She said, "well, at least we know why Porky is always eating things he's not supposed to now! He's starvin'!"   Dey just lauughed and laughed.. Must be a inside joke or somefing.     Also...if dis doesn't work to help me gain da weight dey might do a blood test on me to see iffen wez got a pwoblem wif me.  But, dey said dey seriously doubt dat.   Fank God!!!   

I'll keep you posted. We're doing da extwa helpings for a least a month!  i'm da luckiest dog in da world!!!   :meme:

[Sandishooligans]

Oooooh, did you suck in your tummy weel tight to wook skinny?  Maybe if I do dat, I'll get more FUD!  Starving dachsies UNTIE!!

Wuv da starving Maddewoo

[Teresa]

Porky, Better be careful what you write on here. There are some starving doxies you know-
Schatzi and Molly-the pitiful, salivating, ones

[Kari]

NO FAIR!! I need more food too!!

- Penny

[cheryl186]

You are one lucky boy!!!!  Starving Doxies Rule!!!

[MyLittleBoo]

I fink dat I wif all of you on dis!!!!!!   Doxies MUST get more food!!!!!      And, dat's my verdict!!!!!!!        :verdict:      You are definately lucky Porky Pie...   And, maybe if'n our mommas would notice dat we are starving, den we wouldn't eat da stuff we aren't s'posed to...   I eat eberyfing dat I can find!!!!   I eben pulled some stwings off my rope fwom Brekke & Auntie Julia, momma jus shooked her head!!!!                But, hey, when da dish is empty, we MUST scavage!!!!!    Hugs & kisses to you Porky...   Enjoy your extwa food, while it lasts...      :thumb:      Lub ~ Pwincess Emmy (starving & fweezing in Idaho)       

[Barb]

Dang......dat is vewy kewl...... wonder why we dun't get de extra......    MOOOMMMM... can we hab extra too?????

Drat - I heard her yell back NOOOOOOO !!!!

Have fun eatin' !!!

Rudy and Brandy

[TerriL]

Porky dude, I want da name and phone number for yer vet. Da ONLY reason dat I haven't wasted away to nothing is because dad gibs me extra stuff when he thinks mama isint watchin.  Another cup or two of food would suit me just fine!  I am startin to think dat we should have a revolution or overthrow the current government  or sumthin!  All da dachsies here are HUNGRY!  We need to UNITE! Dat would show dem!  I'm pretty sure dat I would look just fine wif a little more junk in my trunk!