Beetle Patwol... Portin' for duty!!

[doxielady5569128]

Porky Pie here:  GEEZ!  My momma is a HUGE chicken!!      Our town has wecentwy been 'vaded by a bunch of beetles.  Well, it started a monf ago.  Dey got in all da wocal businesses, incuding westawants.  EWWW!!!   Anyway....dey are harmwess, supposedwy.  But, one finawy made it our house!   

Daddy had to work tonight so momma and i were watching movies on her 'puter.  Den all of a sudden we hear dis scratch scratch, scratchy noise.  Den I hear momma say, "Oh my God, Oh my God, It's fweddy coogar!"  Whoeber dat is??     Den she wuns downstairs and checks all da doors, nobody is dere.  Den she goes next door to da neighbors and asks dem if dey say anyfing.  Dey say "No"  Den de offer to stay wif momma so she not so ascared.   She says no.  Den we go back home.   

We sit back down and hear it again.  Scratch, Scratch.  Cept it's getting wouder.   I go sniffing twying to find da noise maker and BAM...right in front of me, I see a BIG beetle.  Pwactically bigger den me!!   Well, I maybe 'zzageratin' a little bit.    :crazyeyes:  But he was big and he flies.  Gross factor times 10!   So... I chased after him and guess what?!  He tasted good!!!      YUM YUM!!   So...now I'm on patwol, to keep momma safe.   :thumb:


By da way, momma quit watching dat scawy movie after da first scratchy noise.    


UPDATE: Just ate beetle number 2!!  Neighbors came over after momma screamed.  Stay posted for further action. 

[Beth]

   Good job, Porky, protecting your mommy like that.  Big beetles....and they fly?!?!?!  I would have freaked out too.  Hope those beetles didn't give you indigestion!

[cheryl186]

Porky Pie....dis is Zoe and Winston....do dem dere beetles taste like chiken?  Oh yummy....kin you send us some???

[papbouv]

Good Boy just do not eat too many and get sick I still think your Momma should write a book about your adventures I'm sure it would sell very well.
Papbouv

[David C.]

My Rudy-angel would be proud of Porky Pie!  He was a champion bug-eater.   Cicadas were his favorite.   They would always make this loud buzzing noise when he caught them.  It would sound like this:

BUZZZZZZZ...<crunch>.....bzzz...bzzz..bzzz...<crunch>.....bzz..<crunch>...<crunch>...<crunch, crunch>....silence....

[Kari]

BUZZZZZZZ...<crunch>.....bzzz...bzzz..bzzz...<crunch>.....bzz..<crunch>...<crunch>...<crunch, crunch>....silence....

LOL 

[PattyInAK]

Gawd, I'm glad I live in Alaska!!!

[Sandishooligans]

No beetles 'wound here.  They do sound tasty dough.  I like to twy to get the moths that sneeeek in and da box fwies.  Oh, and I'm always on the wookout for POSSUMS.

Wuv, Maddewoo