Hey, where is everybody?

[Doxherding Karen]

"It's Sunday afternoon here and Karen, our hooman, says we're getting out of Supermax tomorrow!  AND. . . we get to goforaride!  Cool!" :apls:

"Wait a minute, Roscoe, a goforaride could mean da VET!" :crazyeyes:

"Yeah, Merlin, but we just had our shots.  What could happen?"

"Well, when was the last time anyone brushed their teeth, hmmm? :thinik:  And you have the WORST breath in North America, Guinness!"

"And you know this because you've been on the road so much, you've kissed every canine in the country?"

"Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, decorum, manners!  Our loyal following doesn't want to hear this petty bickering!"

(Shhhh, don't tell the Herd, but I'm going to visit my mom in Santa Monica, California for four days, and while they're at the kennel three are getting "twilight dental".  Guinness will get full blown dental in August.  Have a great week everyone - oh,oh someone's evesdropping.  Gotta go!)

"Hey guys, Karen's been typing and I read some of it.  Where is Santa Monica, what is twilight and who is 'my mom'?" :scratch:

Guinness, you may be alpha, but you'll never be a partner of Drs. Sherlock Holmes Leaky and Watson." :verdict:

[Brekkesmom]

Hey, guys!  The last time my momma told my sisters something like that, they told me they saw the white coats (vets) and they didn come back till the next day, so they musta had a bacation, but I'll tell ya one thing - they sure smelled good when I kissed 'em!  And then Momma said they sure gave sweet kisses.  I believe they even got more treats for goin' - but I got some while they were gone, cause I had Momma all to myself!  :2funny:  Well, guys - milk it, is all I can say!  - Brekke

[Sandishooligans]

Have a wonderful trip, Karen!  Are things simmering down at home a bit or is this a retreat from "the tenants"? 

MOMMY, you are being NOSY.  I'm the only one with the long nose here, so I can be the only Nosy One.  Hey boys, hope you have a nice bacashun too!  Better sweep wiff one eye open at all time, dough.  Tail wags and slurps to you!

Maddewoo

[David C.]

Have a great trip...and hope the weiners aren't too insulted that their "Vacation" comes with an ulterior motive.

[MyLittleBoo]

Have a great vacation Karen, you deserve it....  I am counting down the days for mine...  lol  Hope you have loads of fun... 


EmmyLou here:  Hey boys, I fink dat Maddewoo said it bestest....  I hope dat you hab a fun bacation too....  But, if I were you, I would take Maddewoo's 'vice, and sweep wif one eye open....  *hugs & puppy kisses*  Lub~ Pwincess Emmy

[Doxherding Karen]

MOMMY, you are being NOSY.  I'm the only one with the long nose here, so I can be the only Nosy One.  Hey boys, hope you have a nice bacashun too!  Better sweep wiff one eye open at all time, dough.  Tail wags and slurps to you!
Maddewoo

Excuse me, Ms. Woo, i was the one being evesdropped ON, not the one doing the evesdropping! 

And the police were out to the house not once but twice yesterday, including a visit from the Baltimore City Fire Department EMTs and ambulance, because my daughter wanted me taken in to the hospital on a psych eval!  The cops and EMTs looked at me, looked at each other and said she's not going to get THAT pig to fly!!  The locks to the first floor got changed today.

So I am taking a well deserved break.  It is a long, long saga that began some ime ago, and I will post it on wiener wanderings when I weeturn, er, return.  See you next week!

XOXO to all my hoomans and puppers - Karen

[Kari]

You deserve a vacation! I hope a great one!

[papbouv]

Sorry to hear about what your daughter did to you it is very painful when our own children do that to us I had a feeling that was coming up. I think I would ask the police to do a drive by once in awhile while you are gone, explain what is going on so you will have more peace of mind while you are gone.Try and get rested up and try to enjoy your visit with your mother.
Papbouv

[Teresa]

Hope you have a wonderful break. There is one good thing about the police coming by-now you have them aware of what is going on and apparently they have have quickly seen what it is your daughter is trying to do. I'm thrilled you are able to get away right now, you really deserve it.