Porky Pie here: I fink I made some new fwiends.

[doxielady5569128]

I'm weally cited today!!    :meme:  I fink I made a new fwiend or two.   My momma's boos libs down da stweet and I saw her two "kitties"  peeking at me frough da window.   I barked at em.   Den we were walking back home and da wittle neighbr boys were outside and dey wanted to hold me.  Fank God momma said no, dey woulda dwopped me.  But i was nice and let dem touch my nose and tail.   Also ebery night since we moved in dis pwace da wittle girl next door comes ober.  She knocks on our door weally quiet and says, "Hey puppy, I know your'e in dere!!"  Den she always giggles and momma lets her in.   She is a nice wittle girl and berry gentle wif me.  For a two year old,  momma says she is very well ahaved.  (Whateber dat means?)    

I fink I finawy wike it here.  I started my running laps round da house today and pwaying wif my toys.  Now, momma doesn't seem so worried bout me.  Please don't tell on me, but I'm back to my old "bad" self again.      I stole dad's sock while he was sleepin and I hid it under da couch!!       Hopefuwy he won't get mad when he finds it wif a BIG hole in it.   Ok....Ok....I ate da fing.    I just hope I don't get in too much trubble.   


Porky Pie

[papbouv]

Porky do not steal socks do not eat them or even chew on them do not want you to die. A Doberman boy age 2 ate two of his human teenage boys socks he threw one up was still sick so off to the dog doctor they took him to surgery to remove the other sock. He threw up during surgery developed pneumonia and never recovered he went on to the bridge to await his family in the future. His family was devastated to say the least. Do Not steal socks Dad need s to make sure he puts the sock out of reach of a nosy Doxie.
Papbouv

[Barb]

Glad you are feeling more comfy in your new home......it even takes adults a while to get situated.  Sounds like you have a bunch of adoring fans !!!

[Sandishooligans]

Yeah, Porky!  Like auntie Barb says, looks like you've got a real fan club started.  Milk it for all it's worth.  We sure know you have the L@@K down.  You sweet boy!

[doxielady5569128]

Well actuawwy, I didn't really eat da sock, I just chewed it into wittle pieces and spit dem out under da couch.  I'm a good boy and just shred fings, I neber swallow dem.     Fanks for your concern dough.   By da way, who told on me??      My dad found his sock in bits under da couch and he 'bout went cwazy!    :crazyeyes:  He gets weally fwustwated when I chew his stuff.   I can't help it dat he didn't wake up when I pulled it off his foot.  I fink I'm innocent far as dat goes.    :thinik:  My dad wasn't mad too long dough cause I gave him da l@@k and my cute grunt dat always makes him laugh.


Today was a hard day for me.   I got in BIG trubble.  I was in my yard and da neighbor's dog came ober all by itself.  I was 'fraid dat dog was gonna get my momma so I walked towards it.  YOu know what dat fing did to me??  He barked at me and eben growled!!     Den his owner comed ober and yelled at me for it.   I still don't understand dat.     Momma got so mad she came outside and told da neighbor to leab me alone and to keep her "darn" dog on a leash.   I been moping 'round da house since dat happened.  I neber saw momma get dat angwy afore and I fink its my fault.  I eben cwied my eyes out ober dis!!   Do you fink I was bad?

[Sandishooligans]

Sounds like the neighbor's dog is to blame here.  After all, he was in YOUR yard.  What is with people?  Sheesh.  I'd keep an eye out.  Don't want mean neighbor causing any "accidents" to Porky Pie.  Don't mean to scare, but I just don't trust jerky people.

[doxielady5569128]

I totally agree.  Porky Is not allowed to go outside by himself anymore.  This incident had me really upset.  Porky does know not to take ANYTHING from ANYONE unless my husband or I give him a command word.  But, still it scary what people will do to animals these days to retaliate, so I'm not taking any chances.

[Doxherding Karen]

My Dear Porky,

First of all I must update you on the "Case of the Missing Wiggly Giggly Ball."

My trusty assistant, Merlin, thought a reconoitering of the area would be a logical step in attempting to recover your ball.  He tunneled out of our cozy little doggie yard and had planned on following Route 40, which begins in Balimore and goes to Nebraska.  However, he did not factor into this adventure the 1500 OR SO MILES FROM HERE TO THERE!!!

I'm afraid the old feet gave out less than a mile from home - residual pains from old war wounds and whatnot.  Now, Miz Karen, the landlady, (she hates it when I call her that!) has instituted new tenant rules, and we are somewhat indisposed to adequately continue on the case.

Dreadfully sorry, old chap.  Hate to leave you without proper personnel to take over.  Neighbors sound like a real sticky wicket, what.  Have you considered agitating for fencing?  Makes good neighbors, and I happen to know some ways to circumvent it if you are interested!

Cheerio!!

Dr. Sherlock Holmes Leaky

Detective to wieners and their hoomans worldwide
(Oh, boher, yes, Baltimore only at present - yes, yes, Menlo Drive only, no outside cases at present time accepted!)