There's a C-A-T who has taken up residence on MY porch!

Started by Sandishooligans, November 04, 2006, 11:45:26 AM

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Sandishooligans

Dolly 'portin' in.  What to do!  What to do!  I know what I WANT to do but mommy gets mad at me when I do it.  Y'see, there's a black and white C-A-T who has decided that he is going to hang out on MY porch.  I can SMELL him and through the crack in the door, I can SEE him.  I want to CHASE him and even maybe EAT him but mommy and papa disapprove.  What is a doggy to do?  I've already snuck on chews on the door and scratches too.  That really make mommy and papa MAD!  Papa has even started using his whistle from his work to remind me of my manners......whatever they are.  The question of the day is...how do I take a bite out of that kitty without mommy and papa interferring?  They never let me have any fun.

We have had Whiskers the kitty visit us quite frequently here of late.  He really lives across the street.  He doesn't seem bothered by the grrrls at all.  Maddie even had opportunity to get in his face.  I quickly pulled her away because I thought Whiskers would swat her.  He has those stickers on his feet, y'know. He didn't seem bothered.  Dolly is another story.  I'm afraid she'll do something to him or chase him into the street (our street is not busy but ya never know).  Should I introduce them or keep things as they are? 

Mark recently accepted a position with the CA Men's Colony as an office staffer.  One of the regulations is to carry a whistle, just in case there's trouble.  He used it once for Dolly's unacceptable behavior and since then, just pulling it out of his pocket makes her reconsider her actions, most of the time.  Any other suggestions?  I've already got a sanding and touch up paint job on my "things to do" because both hooligans have scratched up the door frame and there's teeth marks too. 

Anyway, that's our story for the day.  Hope y'all have a great weekend.

Barb

CAT ?!?!?!?  Your mudder is letting a cat take up space on YOUR porch - oh no !!!!  We feel for ya....dats dus not right   :cussing:

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doxielady5569128

Wow!  I guess I'm confused!  Dis is Porky and I lub dem kitties!!  i cuddle up wif mine all da time.  Maybe it cause he's only 8 days older den me.  :dontknow:   But I sure like him.  I'm still sneaking dose kitties in when its cold.  SHHH.....Don't tell mom, she doesn't know yet!   :thumb:

Dee Dee and Hallie

That's funny about the whistle! DOLLY! Atten...HUT!!!

I don't know if you could get Dolly to make friends or not? Hallie loves kitties and is so gentle around them in a controlled situation but she does go off on ones she sees from her own yard or house. Dolly you get three extra stars for keeping your home and family safe from maurading kitty cats!
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Kari

Penny here...I have a C-A-T that lives in my house, but I am the boss! I make sure he doesn't do things he isn't suppose to and tackle him when I can.

Kari here... Penny doesn't want to hurt ou cat Tucker, but she does chase and tackle him and then sniff him to death. He hates it!!
Owned by Penny the Princess :princess: & Mr. Tucker the C-A-T :cat:
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Sandishooligans

Kari, what a picture THAT creates in my mind. (note icon) A terrible death to be sniffed to death.  A terrible death to die (Sung to Hi Ho the derrio......or however you spell it.)