One for DD

[Leslie]

Well, it's finally well and truly spring here in Eastern PA and I decided to take the clear insulating plastic off the big picture window. (The shrink wrap kind that you tape to the window frame)
Step one: hump the end tables and plant stands out of the way. 2: Baby gate the area so I don't step back on a weenie dawg.  3:Take off my shoes so I don't get dirt on the sofa. 4: Put a pair of scissors in my pocket and get a nice sharp razor blade and climb up onto the back of the squishy sofa.  5:Hold the razor blade in my mouth while I cut away the top of the plastic.  Think for a nanosecond about how this is going to turn into a "DD story".  ) 6:Take the razor blade outta my mouth, slice off the top of the tape. 7: Get down, pull away the plastic and I'm done.  8:Put the furniture back, open the windows and throw away the plastic.
No blood,
no fire,
no strangulation,
no puke.
Kinda suprises ya, huh? 

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

ROTFL Les!!! I was getting queasy reading this almost afraid to read to the end. LOL!! You GOT me but good!  :thumb: I was sitting here thinking oh please don't let the dogs be involved in this one LOL!!!!

Someone was looking down in favor on you that day...but don't push your luck. 

[April]

That is funny!  I'm glad you weren't hurt this time!  Better watch out for next time though!  Serious injuries are not allowed!

[Ruth in MT]