Top 5 reasons your dog's groomer should make more money than your hair stylist.

[Nikki]

1)  You have probably washed and brushed your hair many times between visits.

2)  You probably will never have fleas.

3)  You will probably never get a "hygiene" cut from you hair stylist.

4)  You probably will never bite your hair stylist.

5)  You will probably never go potty on your hair stylist. 

[Sandishooligans]

And I bet many don't KISS their hair stylist.  These are FUNNY!

[Leslie]

and I nevah get a googirl cookie, either!

[hildiesmom]

I can think of one more!!

Anal glands.

'Nuff said. 

MaryAnne

[Barb]

LOL - so true !!!!